Except it’s not…
A typical bull moose stands 6 1/2 to 7 feet tall, at the shoulder, and can weigh upwards of 1600 lbs.
A P.O.’d moose will stomp you into a red puddle, and not even break a sweat.
Supplicating, for all eternity, before a needy deity.
Such a needy deity.
“They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it’s better but I say it ain’t
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun”
There, fixed.
Right, because spending all of eternity worshiping a needy deity sounds so-o-o interesting.
F U
“Free rein.”
You don’t get free rein, either.
I’m not aware of Cohen engaging in criminal activity prior to working for Felon45.
Of course, I could be wrong.
Convicted Felon Donald J. “Donne the Diaper” Trump.
Say it loud, say it proud.
Except it’s not…