Look out for that fourth wall!!
Pop that umbrella into a nice cocktail.
Boo!
These jokes are all extremely fishy.
Forgot to pay the gravity bill??
Egad! The jig is up!!
I’m a new reader!
I screwed up royally at work by forgetting to put a computer class I’m teaching today on the schedule, which means my boss is scrambling to rearrange things. Come sit with me on the shame bench.
Happens to me all the time, Spud.
Coffee and silence sounds great to me. (I’m a librarian in a very busy urban library. It’s been an extremely Monday-ish Monday so far.)
Look out for that fourth wall!!