Gold is $2,300 an ounce. Each doubloon is a quarter of an ounce, so they are trying to pay $1,725 for their meal. But the manager gave it to them for free.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a crate of dynamite and chunks of fish will rain down across the whole town.
These are great. Thank you very much. But 2020/06/12 and 2023/06/30 (while very funny) are not Sterling origin stories. The rest are.
Long, stupid arguments with no facts in them that went on until everyone nearby considered murder.
Don’t kid yourself — your dog will eat you, too.
The opposite of woke is hate.
Always nice to have Gina show up
“Radio Ventriloquism” would make a good band name.
Back then, there was no cause for concern that people were worshipping the candidate.
Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.
Gold is $2,300 an ounce. Each doubloon is a quarter of an ounce, so they are trying to pay $1,725 for their meal. But the manager gave it to them for free.