I’m going to have to try that!
Inheritance.
while wearing an apron, that stuff STAINS.
She’ll be back, I’m sure Henry has other options!
No no, the dog rubs THEIR feet!
No one expects the Spanish python!
I had a cousin-in-law that tried that strategy— my cousin left him and suddenly he was perfectly able to do all those chores he’d been ‘unable’ to complete before. It was a miracle!
Who’s always writing on the wall?
Who’s always goofing in the hall?
Who’s always throwing spitballs?
I’d mostly be mad that they didn’t tell me, I can’t provide a cover story if I don’t know what they’re up to!
I’ve been halfway to work when my sister asks me if I was sleeping in on purpose.
I’m going to have to try that!