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1. about 12 hours ago on Lio

   Give the kids a happy ending, Lio! Remember it was King Kong who rescued Fay Wray from that exploitative Hollywood producer!

2. about 12 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “Whose?”

3. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   You know . . . Mason Jarr is so deranged he just might believe that this is where babies come from.

4. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Especially when the baby is found in a crashed rocket from Krypton.

5. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   At last a bit of optimism in this story!

6. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Throwing up. Being in this strip gave her mourning sickness.

7. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   “And just wait until Les Moore learns that I want him to prepare my Oscar Awards speech for me! I’m going to win all the awards in every category and give them all to him! Twice!”

   Tell me that Mason Jarr doesn’t look wacked out enough to do that.

8. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Well, yes, it is rather surprising for a woman who is canonically seventy years old to be pregnant, but at this point her parents may be a bit too dead to express any surprise.

9. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   I get the horrifying feeling that Max and Minus will improvise a successful opening-night display. Hairy Dingle will bring out the Westview Marching Band as he premieres his new, Barlow-based score for the movie. The Christmas decorations from Montoni’s will be modified to look like Blandalorian accountants. Holtron will be borrowed from wherever the old computer was dumped. Les Moore, to everyone’s regret, will not be burned in effigy.

10. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

    Hah! I misplaced a comma there. Or maybe it’s a coma—Batiuk has that effect on people.