Omav

Averagemoe Free

Congratulations! You're the kind of weirdo who actually reads these things!

Recent Comments

  1. about 4 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    The sparkleverse, you say? Is it part of the unicornverse?

  2. about 4 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    He should do this more often.

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It was a very lucky stab indeed, because it was exactly the right very specific and nuanced pronunciation.

  4. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    It’s called “security theater”. Despite that, no one seemed amused when I recited Shakespeare while waiting in line for the metal detector.

  5. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    I doubt it. Ozy’s dad only recently found out about toothpaste.

  6. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Since her horn spirals, you just need to unscrew her.

  7. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    At the moment, she’s in Chicago, signing books. Possibly wearing a Jedi robe.

  8. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Also, when Marigold revealed herself to them, she slowly brought the Shield down to lower settings, so as not to shock them.

  9. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    He remembered enough to get her the exact clothes she was wearing. Or maybe not. It’s not that hard to do by accident.

  10. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    No, let him think it was a prank. It’ll minimize damage to the timeline until the question about temporal coordinates jogs his memory.