Andy should have pushed her into the Gatorade table. The Count ❤️s it when that happens. Only 16 more weeks until Bengals opening Sunday. The Count simply cannot wait.
AND in response to all of those thousands of enquiries coming via e mail into the Countputer and text into the iCount… No, Stormy Daniels is not an ❤️Eiffelette although she definitely has a dog eared, well read, multicolor ed highlighted and underscored copy of Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel’s International Best Seller, “Sex for Fun and Profit”.
BTW, filthy minded lowly unworthies… don’t jump to any conclusions. Tone’ Tawny Tattooed Toni is most definitely NOT looking to get tousey mousey Bored. She’s checking to see if his pace maker is about to poop the tube and she can jet along to Cannes to join Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel, rebranded Sexy❤️LuAnn and the other ❤️Eiffelettes in Cannes for the Film Festival season. No Wonder We ALL ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel.
“They left out the best part, " sez Our Be❤️Loved Esteemed Role Model and Ideal, Ann❤️Eiffel. “Herman and Virginia were bumping uglies when it happened.” Ain’t ❤️ Grand?
Reminds The Count of Minnie the Moocher who was a real Hoochie Coocher. She had a guy named Smokey who was really Cokey. Hi-de-hi-de-hooo. The Count ❤️s Cab Calloway!
They were at one time. The Count read it on the internet so it must be true.