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After graduating from the University of Tuktoyaktuk with a degree in ice fishing, Lavender Q. Headgear briefly pursued a career in elk wrestling before buying a 200-hectare ranch on Baffin Island, where he lives with his team of eight huskies and raises polar bears. His pronouns are velvet and headgear.

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  1. about 2 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Male circumcisions are occasionally botched. Female “circumcisions” are always a barbaric act of violence. You’re right, they shouldn’t have the same name.

  2. about 2 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Or in proportion to how easily impressed the restaurant thinks its customers are.

  3. about 3 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Interesting. Over on this side of the Pacific I see them everywhere. You’ll probably see them more frequently in the US in the years ahead because global warming.

  4. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Now I know why those pepper grinders are so big.

  5. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The crappiest hotels don’t have the system. And I’ve stayed in some crappy hotels.

  6. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s what I do. They’re not supposed to do that, but a modest gratuity usually gets the extra card.

  7. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I got this. Most hotels have a slot you have to put your key card into. It’s near the door. When the card is gone, all lights go out as a power saving measure. (Sometimes you can slip in a business card to keep the aircon on when you go out, but other hotels are wise to this move.)

    If you stumbled in drunk and immediately fell asleep as Stephan probably did, you might have forgotten to put the key card in the slot near the door. Then you wake up in pitch blackness.

  8. 5 days ago on Pluggers

    I’m too old to cut my own toenails. I get Mrs. Headgear to do it. She’s happy to do it, she really is.

  9. 7 days ago on Andertoons

    Language, please, madam!

  10. 7 days ago on Basic Instructions

    This one is some of Scott’s best work. The funniest jokes are the ones that are ridiculous yet true.