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1. 24 days ago on Clay Jones

   Michael Byrd was promoted to the rank of Captain for his heroic actions on January 6.

   See you in church!

2. 29 days ago on Clay Bennett

   You human paraquat.

3. about 1 month ago on Gary Varvel

   “And that’s what it is, the Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement”

4. about 1 month ago on Gary Varvel

   According to the christian bible:

   Kill adulterers (Lev 20:10)Kill all witches (Ex 22:18)Kill blasphemers (Lev 24:14)Kill false prophets (Zech 13:3)Kill fortune-tellers (Lev 20:27)Kill anyone who sins (Ezek 18:4)Kill the curious (1 Sam 6:19-20)Kill gays (Lev 20:13, Rom 1:21-32)Kill all non-Hebrews (Dt 20:16-17)Kill sons of sinners (Isaiah 14:21)Kill nonbelievers (2 Citron 15:12-13)Kill anyone who curses God (Lev 24:16)Kill any child who hits a parent (Ex 21:15)Kill children who disobey parents (Dt 21:20)Kill those who work on the Sabbath (Ex 31:15)Kill disobedient children (Ex 21:17, Mk 7:10)Kill strangers close to a church (Num 1:48-51)Kill all males after winning battles (Dt 20:13)Kill those who curse father or mother (Lev 20:9)Kill men who have sex with other men (Lev 20:13)Kill any bride discovered not a virgin (Dt 22:21)Kill those who worship the wrong god (Num 25:1-9)Kill anyone who does not observe the Sabbath (Ex 31:14)Kill everybody in a town that worships the wrong god (Dt 13:13-16)Kill anyone who kills anyone (Lev 24:17).

5. about 2 months ago on Clay Bennett

   She makes Yoko Ono look like a talented vocalist.

6. about 2 months ago on Clay Bennett

   Michael Byrd received a promotion for his heroic actions on January 6, 2021.

7. 2 months ago on Clay Jones

   She didn’t get out of cockadoodie kitchen.

8. 2 months ago on Clay Jones

   Happy Ramadan!

9. 2 months ago on Clay Jones

   The heroic efforts of Captain Michael Byrd saved countless lives on that fateful day.

10. 4 months ago on Clay Bennett

    He was previously Jerry Falwell Jr.’s pool boy.