9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 28, 2001
Transcript:
Edda is sitting at a table with Sister Steven and a man. The man says: "Your intelligence profile is astounding...On the standardized tests you scored right off the scale. You must be delighted." Edda answers: "Frankly, I'd rather have written 'Pride and Prejudice,' or a Brandenburg Concerto." The man and Sister Steven look at Edda who is standing. The man says: "But they're not standardized."