9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 21, 2001
Transcript:
"You should know, Thorax, that everybody says you're a weirdo." "I prefer to think of myself as founder of a secret neo-crypto-existentialist dairyperson subfaction." "Who else is in your faction?" "Just Madeleine, my cow. She works the phones." "Don't let it get around." "I'm so glad everyone is wrong."