9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 25, 2002
October 24, 2002
October 26, 2002
Transcript:
Juliette: "Frankly, I find it a wee bit difficult to believe there's a government bureau to regulate the use of 'They.'" They: "We don?t regulate as much as sanction it...How could people deal with the quotidian welter of spurious claims and outright crackpottery if first we all had to consider the source?" They: "With the bureau of They, every assertion, no matter how bogus or threadbare, comes from an origin so ambiguous as to be unimpeachable...And we can get on with our lives." Juliette: "And we pay taxes for that?" They: "Personally, I'm appalled, but They have no scruples."
