9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 10, 2004

Transcript:

"So that's your story... you kissed Miss Rosenzweig in front of the whole school because this is a lucid dream through which you're sleepwalking." "And you expect me to believe that." "Sister Aramus, I'm going to wake up Mr. Van Hoesen... I'll need you to muffle his scream."