9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 19, 2004
June 18, 2004
June 20, 2004
Transcript:
"Um... Hi, Mary." "Oh, this is getting ridiculous." "If you'd stop objectifying me, and for once see me for who I am, this puppy-like adoration would drop like a lead weight." "You're right! Once I disregard your breathtaking loveliness, what remains is an amalgam of strident, loathsome character flaws." "What could I have been thinking?" "That was a snap." "Shut up."
