9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 18, 2013

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Woman: you rustled the smuckling brother's cattle? Woman: no, their cow. I call her twinkly. she just had a calf. I went to their farm to treat her for a minor infection and examine her baby. Woman: I asked them to put her in a headgate so I could medicate her....and in the manner of cows, she put up some resistance. "that's when they grabbed up two old wooden baseball bats and began whaling her from behind for...encouragement." "bats"?! "they're clearly not yankee fans."