9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 28, 2013
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Man: you're kind of flooring it. Is the cow hemorraghing? Woman: No, she just won't shift. but the farmer has a brand new front loader, and he wats to try to scoop her up and move her to the barn. There's nothing man with a new front loader won't try to lug around. Woman: "let me carry your groceries and your purse for you" he said, "I think I can carry one bag of groceries and my own purse." I said, but no...