9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 29, 2013
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Man: Is this the farm? It's so hard to tell at night. Woman: yep...rancho bonehead, at least I had the sense to bring my rubber boots. Woman: a little purple dress and rubber wellies with a fresh coating of steamy cow manure. I have now reached the apogee of seductive couture