9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 03, 2013
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Man: your honor, I move that the article of clothing and the pertaining testimony be stricken from the record. In light of the dairy farmer's corroboration that dr. spocket was indeed attired in the little, skin tight dress that evening, until circumstances forced her to disrobe and bury it in the pasture. Thorax: We will take a five minute break...while I withdraw to chambers and let me judicial imagination run amok.