9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 04, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: I admit that I stole the cow. Man: So, you admit that you stole the cow. woman: And I admit that I hid her away with calf and the black, barn cat. Man: So you admit that you hid her away with her calf and the black, barn cat. Woman: And you're an imbecile who just repeats everything I say. Man: And I'm an imbecile who just... thorax: Let the record show that the defendant did not say "Simon days."