9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 27, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Mother, this is monsieur gaultier, one of the heroes of the normandy invasion. Man: Oh, I wouldn't say that. Gran: Neither would I. Gran: i'd say, reading between the lines of the tale you spun for my daughter, that you are more likely a murderer of two allied agents, as well as a collaborator and a coward. Gran: If you want it spread about what kind of self aggrandizing liar you are, I shall be glad to oblige. If not, I suggest you retire from the hero business, and spend the rest of your golden years in quiet seclusion. Gran: It's been an honor.