9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 03, 2015

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To kick off apology week, here is our free, apology challenged subscription offer, which you can cancel at any time within the next 30 days. This one comes from our journalism and politics line, and can be uttered by your favorite public figure on any occasion: "if anything I might have said might have been misconstructed and given offense on the occasion of my speech in or around the grange hall in scrobumpton, maine, where I might or might not have been present, featuring a possible jocular observation about outhouse pigmentation, I wish to apologize....hypothetically. Man: Well, I feel vindicated! Thorax: Let me be the first possibly to congratulate you