Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for June 18, 2012
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Transcript:
Gracie: Tia Carmen, do you know any good jokes? Tia Carmen: Gracie, I don't know any jokes... but I know funny stories! Gracie: Tell me a funny story! Gracie: When you were a baby, you pooped your pants... Gracie: I don't like potty humor.
I —a 28-year-old— had… well, you know… did it my pants three times in my adolescence and early adulthood. 1) 2000 church bike hike break and we inner-tubed down a river as a break. When almost done, I had the feeling of going, but didn’t make it to a bathroom in time as we were in the van. 2) 2010-ish where my co-workers had a pizza party and I ate too much. Had to hurry back to the office after an out-of-office errand, but didn’t undo my pants in time when I made it to the bathroom. 3) 2011 coming back home late at night via airplane from Tuscon for a family reunion and plane was desending, but I couldn’t hold it. As soon as I got to the Portland Airport bathroom, my pants already had a mess inside. Had to do late-night laundering at parents’ house before going to bed.