Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 28, 2015
February 27, 2015
March 01, 2015
Transcript:
Gracie: Scientists are discovering new planets almost every day! Gracie: It seems after all this time... Gracie: Intelligent life would have visited us by now. Tia Carmen: It doesn't surprise me. Tia Carmen: My cousin Sylvia lives 40 minutes away... Tia Carmen: And she hasn't visited me in 25 years.
People still aren’t ready to accept the truth. Fact is, the human race is NOT native to this planet. Like the Asian Carp in the Mississippi River, we are an invasive species introduced to this planet by the authorities of our home planet. The planet Earth was used as a penal colony, much the same as Austria was used by Great Britain between 1780-1868*. The penal colony on Earth, however, was used exclusively to isolate the criminally insane from the home planet. We, who call ourselves the human race, are the descendants of those prisoners stranded here. This is why the human race has violent tendencies. This explains why mankind can not be expected to collectively do the right thing when it comes to subjects like global warming. This is why we allow ourselves to be governed by “politicians”. We, as a race, are collectively insane. The authorities of our home world occasionally check up on us to make sure that we are not a threat to escape our confinement to this planet. That is why there are UFO’s. Should they ever decide that we are capable of leaving this planet and infesting the galaxy outside our solar system, they will take action to eliminate that possibility. That is why we must dismantle the space program and discontinue NASA.. Otherwise we will doom ourselves to a fate far worse than global warming. See, I told you that you weren’t ready to accept the truth!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_colony