As mentioned late yesterday I have an important announcement to make…After reviewing the final written reports as submitted by “BS Eskort and Sekurity Cervez’s” (contractors for event security at the BS Memorial Day Parade)… I have concluded that there is an opportunity, or should I say “need” to establish a dedicated law enforcement presence in our fine community…A few of the more serious security lapses included Stew & Sally absconding with StelBel’s prize chicken suits on the actual day of the festivities… as well as BatPug and Lt. Horatio Canine letting that uninvited mob of turkeys through the control point south of town… we were all just lucky that like the proverbial “making lemonade when your handed lemons” that the women in BS were resourceful and opportunistic in turning “wild turkeys into pot-pies & sandwiches”… we might not be so lucky the next time…. but I digress…In short, I have been asked by several business owners for my assistance and expertise during these and several other lapdances er, uh… “lapses” in our law abiding community, and in seeing as such, have agreed to dedicate my services full-time as Sheriff “pro-tem” for the duration of this election year, until such time that the fair residents may establish through teh democratic process, a law enforcer of their choice…. Thank you…Inspe… uhSheriff Monkeyblues
As mentioned late yesterday I have an important announcement to make…After reviewing the final written reports as submitted by “BS Eskort and Sekurity Cervez’s” (contractors for event security at the BS Memorial Day Parade)… I have concluded that there is an opportunity, or should I say “need” to establish a dedicated law enforcement presence in our fine community…A few of the more serious security lapses included Stew & Sally absconding with StelBel’s prize chicken suits on the actual day of the festivities… as well as BatPug and Lt. Horatio Canine letting that uninvited mob of turkeys through the control point south of town… we were all just lucky that like the proverbial “making lemonade when your handed lemons” that the women in BS were resourceful and opportunistic in turning “wild turkeys into pot-pies & sandwiches”… we might not be so lucky the next time…. but I digress…In short, I have been asked by several business owners for my assistance and expertise during these and several other lapdances er, uh… “lapses” in our law abiding community, and in seeing as such, have agreed to dedicate my services full-time as Sheriff “pro-tem” for the duration of this election year, until such time that the fair residents may establish through teh democratic process, a law enforcer of their choice…. Thank you…Inspe… uhSheriff Monkeyblues