Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 11, 2005

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"Hi, may I please speak to Chief Meteorologist Wink Summers?" "Wink! Nate Wright here!" "Listen, Wink, we've started studying meteorology in school..." "...but it's pretty lame so far, know what I mean? Our science teacher doesn't really know much about weather." "So I thought: Hey, why don't we get a real-live CELEBRITY METEOROLOGIST to visit the school?" "You see where I'm going with this, Wink? You can help us out, right?" "You CAN? Awesome! Then let's get right to it!" "Can you help me contact Al Roker?" "How did a guy with such a lousy disposition ever get on TV?"