Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 12, 2010
Transcript:
Zipper: Wonder what the emergency meeting is about... I came as soon as I could, man. Man: I know you did, Zip. And I worry that when the moment comes, my mouthwash will let me down! Zipper: Dude, you think you've got women problems... Man: You, too? Zipper: Heck, yeah! I worry every day that I'll accidentally hook up with Taylor Swift! Zipper: And then she'll dump me and trash me in a song! How do you prevent something like that? You can't! The heart wants what it wants! And believe me, once you get the Taylor Swift treatment, you'll never date again! You'll be known worldwide as a jerk! Man: Whoa... dude, that so puts my problem in perspective! Zipper: Well, I thought it might.
How did “woody allen” get mentioned in the same breath as “world-class superstud”? Yuck.