Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 12, 2011
Transcript:
Donald Trump: Okay, for today's Trump Debate briefing, I have huge news, huge! Everyone'll be leading with it! A top poll, one of the most respected, quality polls, had this to say about the upcoming Trump Debate! You can't make this up! Almost 7% of Americans, basically losers, said they won't watch my debate. 14% "aren't sure." But get this... 79% say they "won't be able to avert their eyes"! That's 79%, people! Mark: Sounds low. Rick: Yeah.
Trudeau must have “a thing” for Trump. His hair’s not (quite) that bad. And he’s not (quite) that fat. But he doesn’t exaggerate The Donald’s arrogance. That’s impossible. It’s so great it makes him go out on long limbs. Example: only two GOP candidates, apparently, will show up at HIS GREAT DEBATE: Newt “The Snoot” (frontrunner) and Jon Huntsman (around 2% in the polls).