Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 25, 2012
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Transcript:
Mike: Okay, little remote... do my bidding! Remote Control: Yes, master! Reporter: Leader McConnell, 31% of your fellow Republicans believe that the President is a Muslim... how do you explain such pervasive ignorance in your party? Mitch McConnell: I can't... when Mr. Obama says he's not a Muslim, I take him at his word. He's our legitimately elected president, apparently. I also accept his version of the facts about his birthplace. I have to give him the benefit of the doubt, because frankly, I wasn't there. Now, I don't know if the President has denied hating whites, but if he has, I'm inclined to believe him. Why would he lie? Because he's black? Or seen as Muslim? I reject that! Mike: Whew!
It would be impossible for an independent to win the White House. So we have a choice between the smart, decent and honorable man who currently has the job, or the freak show of candidates left in the hunt for the GOP nomination. An incredibly easy choice!