Why don’t we hate Halloween? It just encourages kids to ask for handouts, setting the stage for them to be lazy takers when they get older.
Tonight, when you answer the doorbell and see those adorable costume-clad children yelling “trick or treat”, make sure you yell: “Get a job, deadbeats!” and slam the door.
Why don’t we hate Halloween? It just encourages kids to ask for handouts, setting the stage for them to be lazy takers when they get older.
Tonight, when you answer the doorbell and see those adorable costume-clad children yelling “trick or treat”, make sure you yell: “Get a job, deadbeats!” and slam the door.
They’ll thank you for it later. Trust me.