FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 12, 2012
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Transcript:
Jason: My elf-image uses his +2 wand of brilliant wizardry. Marcus: No effect. Jason: My paladin uses his +5 singing sword of holy might. Marcus: No effect. Jason: My half-orc assassin druid casts a +17 spell of the ghostly claw in conjunction with use of his _8.5 dagger of the spider dogs while wearing the cloak of invisibility he stole from the hall of irrational treasures. Paige: Will you geeks shut up?!? Jason: Woohoo! That did the trick! Marcus: Write it down. This is good to know.
Paige is just jealous because she’s too dumb to think on her broether’s level.