Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 19, 2011
Transcript:
Ernest: "Things are a lot different from when I was a kid." Ernest: "Technology has changed everything!" Ernest: "A huge amount of information is right at our fingertips." Ernest: "And we can communicate with anybody, anytime, anywhere!" Frank: "I think it's good the world has become smaller..." Frank: "Because I can't afford to go very far!" *Gas: Price updated daily*
Walk, bike, take the bus or train. The possibilities are endless. Oh, you moved from the city so your kids wouldn’t have to grow up with"those people" Oh, you can’t be bothered with car pooling. Oh, “park and ride” leaves you car in a suburban lot instead of a nice safe city lot. Oh, the exhaust from traffic jams doesn’t give your kids asthma, only those city kids. Oh, you’re a pacifist, someone else’s kid will die for your gas. Oh, you need the room for 9 passengers though you seldom have any.