Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 13, 2020
Transcript:
Hamhock: I'm sick of taking the bus. Can you give me a ride home, Ralston? Ralston: I don't have a car, but I'll walk with you. Hamhock: Walk?!? But that takes time and energy and being outside the whole time!! Ralston: Yeah, that's a stupid idea... Hamhock: Plus, you might accidently exercise...
And the additional fat you accumulate from riding everywhere makes you all the more appealing!