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Eddie: Need mucho coffee. Cuco: Uh-oh. Holy frijoles! Today's the day all Barriobucks coffee and check-cashing cafes are closed for a chainwide training? Eddie: How did you know they were closed?! Cuco: The caffeine zombie claw marks on the door.
Keep a lookout for roaming bands of grumpy, headachy people with bags under their eyes, possibly heading to a Dunkin’ Donuts or nearby independent coffee shops. Do not attempt to interact with these people. Keep your distance and notify your local Emergency Coffee Services dispatcher. They will send ECTs who are trained in the use of tureens.