Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2011
May 07, 2011
May 09, 2011
Transcript:
Goat says, "Hey, Pig? why you so late this morning?" Pig says, "I was at the plastic surgeon's office? I'm thinking about getting some work done." Goat says, "Work, huh? What kind of work?" Pig says, "Just on my face? eyes, nose, you know? But the doctor likes you to go through this initial consultation first." Goat says, "Must have been a long consultation." Pig says, "Yeah, he's got this big catalog of different facial features to choose from. I spent the first half hour just trying to pick my new eyes." Goat says, "Oh, yeah? What else did you do?...And speak up a little... it's so crowded in here today." Pig says, "I spent two hours picking my nose!!" Pig says, "Hey, it looks like the crowd's clearing out." Goat says, "I don't know him."
Goat in an eating place, and he doesn’t say “check please” when something embarrassing happens. Weird.