Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2013
October 06, 2013
October 08, 2013
Transcript:
George: Hey, Morty, want to hang out? Morty: Can't, George. Gotta watch this egg. George: Doesn't your wife do that? Morty: No. With Emperor Penguins, it's the guy who incubates the eggs. George: So what does the wife do? Morty: Gee, George. I don't know. But evolutionarily speaking, I assume it's something critical to our species' survival. Wife: Cocktail!
And there was the sadistic beachcomber who left no tern unstoned.