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Pibgorn by Brooke McEldowney

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fearciuil
fearciuil says:

Don’t forget to ‘favorite’ the strip!

Simply log in and click on the ‘Favorite’ star directly above the strip. We believe this may give Mr. McEldowney and Pibgorn a head-start when it comes time for GoComics to decide which comics to keep, and which to lose.
 
“For extensive and in-depth background information, strip history, synopsis of story arcs, cast of characters and a short biography of the author of Pibgorn, see The Pibgorn Tribute Site:”
http://home.comcast.net/~ccdesan/Pibgorn/Pibgorn.html
 
“For info and a guide to special formatting on this forum (italic, bold, indents, large fonts, etc.), see The Pibgorn Style Guide:”
http://home.comcast.net/~ccdesan/Pibgorn/StyleGuide.html
 
“For extensive and in-depth background information, strip history, synopsis of story arcs, cast of characters, etc. for 9 Chickweed Lane, see The 9 Chickweed Lane Tribute Site:”
http://home.comcast.net/~ccdesan/Chickweed/Chickweed.html
 
These are unofficial sites created by one of our very own: CCDesan.
 
“For 3D converted versions of a couple of ‘Pibgorn’ panels, go to:”
http://electronictiger.net/stereo/dru.htm
 
“For ‘How to Commit 3D,’ a page of quick-and-dirty description of how stereo images work and the rudiments of converting comics to 3D, visit:”
http://electronictiger.net/stereo/demo.htm
 
The 3D pages are created by another of our own, fairportfan.
 
“For the collected adventures of Joe Minotaur, based on the Pibgorn comic and a television police drama, visit:”
http://home.earthlink.net/~joeminotaur
“Be sure to read the posts starting at the bottom of the page.”
 
Joe Minotaur is the creation of another of our own, Joe_Minotaur.
 
“For threaded discussion of all things Pibgorn and 9 Chickweed Lane, visit:”
http://www.talkaboutcomics.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=568
“Yes, you have to register, and yes, it’s free.”
 
Come one and come all, de-lurk and join in!
Add your own voice to our great, joyous din!
Just one bit of wisdom ere joining our game:
Read the comments! All of them! Or you’ll miss something! (Shame!)
(No trolls need apply.)
 
9CWL:
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?date=2009%2F1%2F7&name=9_Chickweed_Lane

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:10:34Z
Pokefan_Frank
Pokefan_Frank says:

For those asking, 9 Chickweed Lane will be in reruns all week, details at Brooke McEldowney’s blogs. Also for those asking, he will be attending the NY Comic Con as a creator.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:11:14Z
margueritem
margueritemPro says:

A most one sided game. Poor Pib.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:12:32Z
Joe_Minotaur
Joe_Minotaur says:

Is there a point to this game?
Will Pibgorn get it?

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:12:59Z
emjrn
emjrn says:

Yep!

Learning to dislike Tom more and more!

Hope Dru’s revenge is memorable!

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:13:09Z
bell3rose1a
bell3rose1a says:

Pibby is being dragged into this torture from the under world. After all Pib is Dru’s best friend.

The fix is in. A rigged game.

Yes there is a point to the game and it’s called inflecting pain, aka Sado Machism, or just good old fashion Torture.

These female Apparitions have been through this before, what will be the “Deus ex machina” this time?
*
*It begs the question, why these two always wind up in this situation usually in the local of Hades?
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  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:13:21Z
Shalamett
ShalamettPro says:

Wow, it shows that there are 7 comments, and the last one shows to the right of the comic. But there are none showing under this post box. First time I’ve seen that. Someone kick that server!

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:15:41Z
Pokefan_Frank
Pokefan_Frank says:

You’d think the correct answer would be something like “my answer could incriminate me”

Is Billings, Montana a real place? Or is it Billings as in “bill me later”

Spitcock does indeed know the rules of the game, giving him the upper hand, even though these hands are tied.

And for those wondering whay St. Sebastian had to do with anything, the “archers” are about to demonstrate. Poor Pib!

Anyone else wonder why Pib’s wings are drooped like that?

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:15:49Z
Shalamett
ShalamettPro says:

Never mind, someone must have. There they are….

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:16:35Z
Sisyphos
Sisyphos says:

Hmmm. Notice how slack those bonds are around Pib’s legs? And the expression on her face? Maybe she’s not quite helpless here (or, a deus ex machina named Geoff or Luciano is still in the realm).

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:18:22Z
Pokefan_Frank
Pokefan_Frank says:

The order of these posts doesn’t cease to astonish me. Fairportfan, apparently posting before me, got his post below mine, and actually answers my question! Are you seeing into the future, Fairportfan? … Or am I?

Shamlet, indeed, let’s have someone kick the server! And the funny thing is, I wrote this before you said “never mind, someone must have already”

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:18:25Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

Reposting from “yesterday:”
 
Boy, if we thought Pib’s wings were drooping before
 
Yaknow, the wings of wasps and dragonflies - the closest type of insect wings i can think of to Pib’s - can’t possibly sag/droop like that…
 
I guess it’s just Chinatown.
 
Or maybe Pink Stuff (see the end of The Phantom Menace…)

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:19:46Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

Joe_Minotaur says:

“Is there a point to this game?”
 
Several.
 
“Will Pibgorn get it?”
 
Indubitably.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:20:41Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

Pokefan_Frank says:

“Is Billings, Montana a real place? Or is it Billings as in ‘bill me later’”
 
Indubitably real. At least according to the maps. I have doubts about the reality of Montana as a whole, however - in my sixty years, i have only ever met one guy who claimed to be from Montana…
*nbsp;
“Anyone else wonder why Pib’s wings are drooped like that?”
 
Nope - if you were in her situation, wouldn’t your appurtenances be drooping, too?
 
…or trying to crawl back inside…?

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:21:37Z
Sisyphos
Sisyphos says:

Well, knowing the Master’s penchant for graphic mistreatment of the eponymous fairy, I suppose she will get the shaft, at least in Round One. But then, by the time for Round Two, it’s usually The Rescue scene….

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:22:29Z
debra4life50
debra4life50 says:

But, hey!, we all know it comes out right in the end…cause what’s the point of having a comic strip named after you if it doesn’t give you unlimited okayness after going through some pretty bad, horrible, terrible, just not nice, unokayness (Is that a word? :).

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:25:01Z
Pokefan_Frank
Pokefan_Frank says:

I think I know what’s wrong with this server. It takes the time off our local computer clock! When I put my post discussing Fairportfan’s post, it said Fairportfan’s post was posted at 6:19 UTC, and my computer clock displayed it was only 17 past! Then, when I posted, indeed, my post says it went on at 6:18 UTC, and gets listed as before Fairportfan’s!

Theoretically, we could “fix” the problem, if we all put our computer clocks in synch somehow. Any voulunteers?

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, I got the times displayed instead of “XX minutes ago” because I’m using Internet Explorer 6. Please don’t make fun of me.

 

Debra:
unokayness (Is that a word? :).

I wouldn’t bet on it, but “okay-ness” sounds okay-er than something like “okay-ality”

Fairportfan:
I usually am not able to say this, but Thank you. Thank you for filling me in on Billings (I guess my mind is sill stuck thinking about “okay-ness”)

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:26:47Z
Sisyphos
Sisyphos says:

For those wondering about Billings…bear in mind that the question is, “May I call you Dru?”
I think Tom is adlibbing to forward his chosen story-line. Seeing him get seriously messed up will be tonic!

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:27:16Z
fearciuil
fearciuil says:

Pokefan_Frank said:
I think I know what’s wrong with this server. It takes the time off our local computer clock!
 
Good thought, but I think no. As I noted yesterday, the SAS are getting worse; they’ve gone from 3-4 minutes off (where they started) to now 6-7 minutes off, which I know from the difference between the UTC it displays and the time on my computer clock.
 
Shorter answer: next time you get on the wrong end of the SAS, hover your mouse over the time stamp to get the UTC and compare to your own computer clock.
 
My clock currently displays 29 past the hour.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:35:57Z
ejcapulet
ejcapulet says:

Actually “no, you jerk” isn’t the right answer - it’s supposed to be “no, you #@%&!!!”

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:36:05Z
Adrienne Gormley
Adrienne Gormley says:

Oh, and, yes, Billings, Montana is a real place. I’ve been there. I have COUSINS there. It’s actually the largest city in the state (~89k), and has somewhere around 10% of the entire population. Yeah, the state is sparsely settled. When I was a kid, my dad would complain about things getting too crowded if we were driving somewhere and he saw another car within an hour of seeing the last one. :)

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:36:36Z
fearciuil
fearciuil says:

ejcapulet said:
Actually “no, you jerk” isn’t the right answer - it’s supposed to be “no, you #@%&!!!”
 
And here I thought the correct answer was what she did in this strip:
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/pib/2005/pib051118.gif
 
Though since she’s tied up, I suppose “No, you jerk” (or some related) will have to do.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:41:00Z
Joe_Minotaur
Joe_Minotaur says:

From Hamlet:
To be, or not to be, — that is the question: —
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? — To die, to sleep, —
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, — ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep; —
To sleep, perchance to dream: — ay, there’s the rub;



  • For the chance to dream, I say good night to you all!

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:41:16Z
ccdesan
ccdesanPro says:

Talk about a gaffed game! But then, who would expect fairness in Hell?
 
Tom is a game show host, but he’s obviously one of the Damned himself, because he keeps getting a new one ripped, and he keeps coming back for more, with nary a hint of recognition.
 
And boy, is he going to get his clock cleaned this time.
 
Pib is about to get the point, I’m afraid. Which will only make the ultimate payback for Tom, the Panel, and Spitcock all the more ardent.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:41:37Z
Sisyphos
Sisyphos says:

Pokefan_Frank, your comment was posted “about a minute ago” and “less than a minute ago” with another in between! I’m with fearciuil on this: blame the SAS! –And I don’t mean Her Majesty’s Special Airborne Services!

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:42:41Z
Pokefan_Frank
Pokefan_Frank says:

Fearciuil, I honestly didn’t understand it very well when you said it yesterday, but there you go prooving it. You say it’s 29 past, your post says 35 past: exactly 6 minutes, what you’ve measured as the sAS’ top bound.

I guess, then, my computer clock just happened to be sandwiched between the SAS’ upper and lower bounds, which made my theory plausible for 10 minutes.

Joe Minotaur: LOL. I had to learn it for 9th grade, didn’t do it very well. Off the top of my head I think the next line is “for in that sleep of death what dreams may come, will come”

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:43:15Z
ccdesan
ccdesanPro says:

Saw the only Aurora Borealis in my life as I was driving past Billings, Montana at 2:00 AM on a clear autumn night. It was spectacular. I will always remember Billings fondly, if only for that reason.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:43:19Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

Pokefan_Frank says:

“I think I know what’s wrong with this server. It takes the time off our local computer clock! When I put my post discussing Fairportfan’s post, it said Fairportfan’s post was posted at 6:19 UTC, and my computer clock displayed it was only 17 past! Then, when I posted, indeed, my post says it went on at 6:18 UTC, and gets listed as before Fairportfan’s!

“Theoretically, we could “fix” the problem, if we all put our computer clocks in synch somehow. Any voulunteers?”
 
Well, i use a little utility called “TClock Lite” {http://tinyurl.com/8zarb6} to keep my clock synched wth the Naval Observatory…
 

“Oh, and in case you’re wondering, I got the times displayed instead of “XX minutes ago” because I’m using Internet Explorer 6. Please don’t make fun of me.”
 
In other browsers (like Opera) putting the mouse pointer on the “XX Minutes Ago” gives the actual time.
 
 
fearciuil says:

“And here I thought the correct answer was what she did in this strip:
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/pib/2005/pib051118.gif
 
Yaknow, i cringed (like Mike and Archie every time Gloria said “vasectomy”) the first time i saw that…

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:47:29Z
Polyman64
Polyman64 says:

Yes Billings is a real place it is the largest city in Montana which by our standards is not big compared to the rest of the country

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:51:07Z
Sisyphos
Sisyphos says:

paciii7223, it’s Panther Woman, and I think she’d want you to be sure to get it right!
How’s Igor facing up to this strip?
[EDIT: Nooobody expects the SAS!]

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:54:34Z
paciii7223
paciii7223 says:


aerwalt says:>
If it wiggles & bites, it’s biology
If it stinks & fumes, it’s chemistry
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
If it doesn’t make sense, it’s math.


If it makes you hold your ears, it’s music appreciation.

(Darn… got here too late to have any fun yesterday and missed out on the Marco/polo game…

Spitcock is being [awfully] polite: “May I…”
You’d think he was afraid of something…

Maybe Panther Woman can come here and cut Pib down and then stick her pencil in TomT.

Those must be some arrows, if the archers are at the ready and you can see that much of the arrow, but none of the bow!

Tom must be taking elipsis lessons from that Brussels contest announcer.

[thanks S! wouldn’t want her after me!!]

Igor’s cranky cause Tom T’s such a &@#%$ [‘scuse me while I wash my mouth out with chocolate…]

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:54:46Z
fatuncle
fatunclePro says:

The rules of the game appear to be simple. Any answer Inky gives is right, any answer Dru gives is wrong.

Let the pain begin.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T06:56:27Z
fearciuil
fearciuil says:

God natt.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T07:00:57Z
RockHouse
RockHouse says:

If anyone needs to reset their computer clock, go to:

http://tinyurl.com/9bl79n

which is the US Government online clock.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T07:02:16Z
paciii7223
paciii7223 says:

Ya know, I’d love to see what would happen to TomT if Pib gave him the ol’ Baiser de Fe…
Maybe all of him would shrink but his teeth.

Oh my, just re-read that… it sounded a lot funnier in my head, before I wrote it down. I think my head’s still wonky from the bouncing yesterday. I’m heading to bed… Nite all!! PFarm milano’s on the side table for snack’n…

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T07:05:45Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

Tom has fangs again…

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T08:17:42Z
Frida Bonita
Frida BonitaPro says:

someone needs to wipe that goody goody face off of Spitcock in panel 4. Plus it looks like Spits now wearing a sports bra instead of a white t shirt. Tom T. is going down. I hope when he says fire Dru spews forth all the mojo she has bottled up and fries Tom’s sorry ‘ass’

poms,

Love spuds with onions for breakfast. So much for the diet! ; )

Buenas noches!

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T08:18:44Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

Just looked at the finish again.
 
One of those arrows looks as if it will be very painful.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T08:29:23Z
jml58
jml58 says:

Rules of the game.

Any answer from Spitcock is right, and gets Dru a penalty.

Any answer from Dru is wrong, and gets her a penalty.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T08:49:27Z
wndrwrthg
wndrwrthg says:

“I might be moving to Montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of…
dental floss”.
Frank Z.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T08:49:59Z
fairportfan
fairportfanPro says:

What happened to the contestants’ neckwear?
 
And why did the director take Camera 3 instead of Camera 1 in panel 2?
 
And how did Dru’s Dagmars change to Charlies?
 
(Did i just begin inventing a new phonetic alphabet?)
 
(if you have no idea what i’m talking about, click here for a comparison: http://electronictiger.net/avail/necktie.htm
 
(Move your mouse pointer over the image.)

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T09:01:40Z
ZCP
ZCP says:

Fairport fan, Thanx for the Psychedelics. I think the sketches should incorporate that effect as a standard feature.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T09:57:55Z
Zmaster2112
Zmaster2112 says:

Been lurking long enough. I just hope there is room on the confusion couch for a longtime fan and newbie to the commenting world.

I just want to know how Tom found Pib before Luciano could.

Brings Smores for the table at the confusion couch.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T11:48:01Z
TheWildSow
TheWildSow says:

Frida BonitaPro says:

someone needs to wipe that goody goody face off of Spitcock in panel 4. Plus it looks like Spits now wearing a sports bra instead of a white t shirt.


That’s Gruner Ladrone, not Spinky.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T12:43:12Z
paciii7223
paciii7223 says:

Oo, Oo, may I have a Smore?? (Mmmm… Chocolate and sugar high for Breakfast!!!)
That should hold me well through the morning programming session!! (‘til I get the sugar crash)

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Pib strung up with archers aiming at her… The first time Geoff came to her aid, wonder if it’s now fime for his return to action…

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T13:25:18Z
Roger, but not THAT one, the other one.
Roger, but not THAT one, the other one. says:

Billings, Montana is indeed real. I have been there, and people actually live there, but whether same people enjoy living in Billings, deponent sayeth not.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T13:34:58Z
TheSkulker
TheSkulker says:

Drystyha says: [2009/01/05 Pg=3]
Goodness gracious, you could spend hours reading these posts! I’m trying to catch up

Tell me about it. Get behind a week and it takes days to catch up. Even worse trying
to catch up on my intended posts. Interesting tho’, nobody missed me.

Anyway, a belated well wishes for a prosperous and satisfying new year to all. And
special good wishes to all with familial health problems.


Thanks go to wildflowerose for posting the survey results. Just summarizing the
results for the post exemplifies all the work you did. For the new comers to the
scene, the blank survey is available at:

   http://www.fileqube.com/shared/lNKWZd177657

Send it to her when completed (email address is included in the file).

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T13:48:26Z
Garrulous
Garrulous says:

Fairportfan:
Nice avatar you have sir/madam.
A sweet little anime demon girl. Does she have a name?

In situations like todays, I am grateful for the lack of details on the ladies in the Pibgorn universe.

This would be vulgar with ‘details’ and is not needed to convey the story.

The tree sprouted above ground as trees do. Now suddenly it’s IN the game show. I know, I know, it’s magic. But it repositioned as if in a dream. Is Dru messing with Spitcock in a dream and Pib is not in real danger?

I have fresh coffee made from beans from Guatemala, Honey from West Virginia for sweetener, and an assortment of biscotti for dunking. I’ll put these on the bar in the corner and then wrap myself in a fleece blanket before sinking into the couch for a spell.

Happy Wednesday everyone!
It’s freezing rain over my town today. No school or work.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T14:02:04Z
TheSkulker
TheSkulker says:

fairportfan says: [12-30-08 pg 2]
But, if that covers Dru, why does Oognat have an omphalos
   http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/pib/2004/pib041022.gif
given her side comment here:
   http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/pib/2005/pib050716.gif

Hey! You are the only other person that I have known in over 50 years that knows
that word exists! Omphaloskepticism (and its siblings), is my standard word for
testing the quality of a dictionary. I first ran across it in the 50s in a science
fiction story. I don’t recall the author or title but I do remember that it was
located in an African jungle and discussed their “religious” practice of
Omphlaloskepticism - sitting around in a circle contemplating their navel.
I thought the mental image was a riot so the word stuck with me.

Interestingly, a google search results in only ONE English hit and that one seems
to be misusing of the term for a Burning Man projet. Although the root appears in
my 1971 edition of the American Heritage Dictionary, the online version does not.
Sad. An era is passing…

Update: Just found a new (for me) resource. Instead of doing a regular search for a
word in google, enter define:Omphaloskeptic. Much quicker and it comes up with the
correct definition!

Similarly, the best translation that I’ve found is also google based:

   http://translate.google.com/?hl=en

It will translate any text entered or enter a URL to translate a complete page.
One trick I use if I want to translate to a target language is to first translate
my text forward and then retranslate it back to English. You can then tweak your
original text to improve the accuracy of the translation.

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T14:07:09Z
Paigely
PaigelyPro says:

fairportfanPro says:

Pokefan_Frank says:

“Is Billings, Montana a real place? Or is it Billings as in ‘bill me later’”

Indubitably real. At least according to the maps. I have doubts about the reality of Montana as a whole, however - in my sixty years, i have only ever met one guy who claimed to be from Montana…

Well, I can’t claim to be from Montana, but my mom and dad, aunts and uncles, and countless cousins grew up there. Most of them still live somewhere in the state, too - at least on my dad’s side. Growing up, it had always been my dream to live in Montana like all my relatives. Now as a (supposedly) grown-up person, I only want to be there in the summer. ;)-

  • Posted: 2009-01-07T14:19:07Z
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