I got sweat in my eyesLost a bet and got bit by a hundred fliesI fell out a big ol’ treeHit every branch and scraped up both my kneesI got chased by dogsLicked by a frogGot a rash on my legsDropped a dozen eggsI got splinters in seven of tenAnd tomorrow, I’ll do it all again(Big City Greens)
Maybe Hobbes is only a doll in the adults’ imaginations…