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That’s not news. That’s the republican platform.
George W. Bush was asked in a presidential debate what lessons he learned from the Vietnam War. The draft dodger’s answer? “We didn’t stay long enough.”
“She was my steady date, until she put on weight.”
“Big Leg Emma”, Frank Zappa
It’ll take months to render all of the fat off of that.
I’d order some of that!
So, is Doug asking the pimple to shut up or is he asking a doctor to remove it? I’m so confused.
And the bow tie is a clip-on.
“I’ve suffered for my art. Now it’s your turn.”
Marshall Crenshaw
Let’s see. At five cents per offence, he now owes, wait, that can’t be right. Six million dollars!?!?
Boy, am I old. I remember when fortune cookies actually had fortunes in them. These days, it’s just platitudes and lottery numbers.
That’s not news. That’s the republican platform.