Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on Close to Home

   Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode with two Hee-Haw characters in the cornfield:

   [First guy] My wife ran off with my best friend.

   [Second guy] You bitter?

   [First guy] Yep. Bit HIM, too…

2. 12 days ago on Close to Home

   One nice theeng eez, ze game of love eez nevair called on account of darkness!

3. 12 days ago on The Lockhorns

   Leroy! :-)

4. 13 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Why don’tcha diet?

   Why, what color is it NOW?!?

5. about 1 month ago on Arlo and Janis

   Before he runs off, Arlo says: “Turn around, I believe I can find ’em.” :-D

6. about 1 month ago on Close to Home
   Debbie: Can I ask you a question?

   Grim Reaper: What?

   Debbie: How can we all have died at the same time?

   Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse!

7. about 2 months ago on Pooch Cafe

   Good evening, Clarice.

8. about 2 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   I’m early Gen X (1965-1980) – born in 1966.

9. about 2 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   I heard those first three words in the voice of Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi (1983). :-)

10. about 2 months ago on Pooch Cafe

    As the child said in Kindergarten Cop: Maybe it’s a tumor. [Arnold] It’s not a toomah!