Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on Frog Applause

   Lamest display of pessimism ever! Think positive, as in “All the Gocomics Overlords have tested positive for Covid-19!”

2. about 4 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “Band candy? Pikers! Sell band turkeys! Band mattresses! Band duplexes! Think big and expensive! Make them take out loans! Grab them by their credit card numbers!”

3. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   “No, Harry, only a qualified psychiatrist should sign your release form!”

4. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   If only her flaming baton was all over his books! And Batton Thomas’s as well!

5. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   I don’t think Dinkle would write over his own words. More likely he was gloating over what he had in print.

6. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   It is so perfectly in-character for Dinkle to sign his autograph with a Sharpie that it must have been Davis’s idea.

7. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Okay, which one of them is supposed to be Dolores Umbridge? Both of them?

8. 2 days ago on Curses

   Well, some accountants do create astonishing fantasies.

9. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   And here we all thought Crankshaft would be permanently sidelined.

10. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

    “I want to thank you for that, stranger! You let me expose a whole new stadium to my bandleading skills! And their therapists gave me a five percent cut of their fees!”