Coach Paulie Walnuts is taking Rod on a tour of the NIL counting room. “Rod, your name is on that 2-foot stack of $100 bills. Your sponsor is a Mr. Vito from Goshen. Have a sweet career.”
Vito from Goshen is besieged with big money from sharpies on the Milford Trifecta: Gil (COY), Rod (#1 pick) and Little Woody Allen (Acadamy Award). It’s a lock. Bet early and often.
We find out when a friend at the Milford Health Department calls Gil and tells him he better get tested. “You don’t know about that girl? We’ve got a city-wide alert.”
Vito from Goshen has a long-odds prop bet on the Big Board that little Woody Allen’s docudrama titled Leo: Vegan Warrior will win an Acadamy Award. Bet early and often.
Vito from Goshen did his friend Gil a favor and shipped in some professional work from Las Vegas for the weekend. She’ll be helping Gil with his numerous personal and professional dysfunctions, free of charge.
In a breakthrough diplomatic move Vito from Goshen has been named by the State Department as the Official Betting Translator for Korean-American athletes. He’s on lesson two of Babble, and expects to be fluent in a week . His instructor keeps correcting him when he mentions dogs and meals in the same sentence.
Vito from Goshen doesn’t understand the concept of charity too well. He thought it was charity to not have those vape mooks shanked in juvie. The Big Board does let you bet on the new sport to be presented this semester. Early money is lacross, followed by hopscotch. Bert early and often.
Coach Paulie Walnuts is taking Rod on a tour of the NIL counting room. “Rod, your name is on that 2-foot stack of $100 bills. Your sponsor is a Mr. Vito from Goshen. Have a sweet career.”