Grimes

SofaKing Free

Ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also in the Church of the Latter Day Dude. Certified judge for the Steak Cookoff Association. Been a comics fan since 1967. It's legal here too!

Recent Comments

  1. about 14 hours ago on The Dinette Set

    Try a few White Castle burgers, always works for me. And while we know Crustwood Illinois is fictional, there would absolutely be a White Castle there.

  2. about 14 hours ago on Scary Gary

    Antagonize Leopold, see how that works out. And I’d be happy to have Frank and Steve as neighbors.

  3. about 15 hours ago on Harley

    How is Harley the only biker who’s wallet isn’t attached to his belt with a chain?

  4. about 15 hours ago on Chris Britt

    Yeah! What have they done for him lately? Or ever? They didn’t succeed, so that makes them losers, the lowest for of life in Trump’s world.

  5. about 15 hours ago on The Lockhorns

    As my grandpa would say “I don’t have a pot to pi$$ in, or a window to throw it out of.”

  6. about 15 hours ago on The Lockhorns

    She always walks in holding the steering wheel after a wreck…did the wheel coming off cause the crash?

  7. 1 day ago on Diamond Lil

    “I want to kiss her but…she won’t let me.”

  8. 2 days ago on Diamond Lil

    “She’s got tattoos on her backside, and a car jacked up out front…” Tim Wilson, a brilliant songwriter who left us way too soon.

  9. 3 days ago on Pluggers

    I like to pour the cereal milk into my coffee.

  10. 3 days ago on La Cucaracha

    Punishment by chancla.