You can still be President Charlie Brown, but there are no more five star Generals.
You mean legitimate ballots that were delivered as expected.
Johnson’s neighbors are now under surveillance.
No, Sluggo didn’t knock him out, the tree did.
Apparently dogs can defy the law of gravity by doing loops in the air.
Yo aunt is so fat…
I asked someone to hit me once. I felt bad because I had sex with his girlfriend.
Apparently Mrs. Mulligan is a cheap skate!
Apparently Nancy would have no trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time.
I thought Subaru was the car choice of lesbians.
You can still be President Charlie Brown, but there are no more five star Generals.