Recent Comments

1. almost 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What kind of meat does the Pope eat?

   NUN!

2. almost 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He can call his ‘woody’ his Lincoln Log.

3. over 11 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   uh oh… where’s that candle been?

4. about 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He said he DOESN’T choose to be attracted to both sexes… Implying it’s not a choice. So, what’s the friggin’ problem?

5. about 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Homer Simpson to Dr. Hibbert:

   “Don’t foget your hippopotamus oath!”

6. about 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well, the birds drive that Segway a lot better than the former owner of Segway!

7. over 12 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Uh-oh!, Chili’s… Be on the lookout for Jerry Sandusky!

8. over 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   @thewoodman1 Dude.. you probably don’t even get it.. It’s Christmas. Could you not be a hater for one freakin’ day?

9. over 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Hey, at least he’ll die with a punchline.

   A line from his fist to the Doctors and Nurses faces.

10. over 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Lol.. funny as always. I think there may have been a “stoning” of Stephan before he wrote this one.