"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
I’m sure they’ll come out with geometry for Vision Pro headsets
Somewhere right now, people are trying to stuff 10lb of stuff in 5lb bags
That’s the sound of the brain switch going in the OFF position
Kids must suspect something when they write to Santa Claus at his house in Santa Claus, IN.
If she hasn’t got her license yet, forgetaboutit
She should see Lucy the psychiatrist about her anger issues, but that won’t happen
Very few houses I’ve seen have it now
It’s sad that any child even thinks about lawyers
Like my Canadian boss used to say, “When in doot, reboot”
That line only works on people who have a good nature
I’m sure they’ll come out with geometry for Vision Pro headsets