How does one eat a dragon fruit? Well, first you have to slay it!
It’s a privilege denied many : (
Let the cat back in then Google it. Priorities! Well, cat priorities anyway.
Literally! Whenever someone says “you got a haircut” I always reply like mckeonfuneralhomebx did…“I got em all cut!”
Another favorite is when they say “you cut your hair” I tell them “actually I had someone else cut it. Last time I cut it it didn’t turn out well!”
Spot on! After watching my dad his last few years I was going to say “Just you wait, you’ll find out.”
And her good/excellent credit rating!
It needs more sax!
“You’re about to find out what I shoot out my butt hole!”
“I don’t know where I’m going but I sure am making good time!”
Probably the same way he got up in the tree, he flew!
How does one eat a dragon fruit? Well, first you have to slay it!