Actually I often read it that way. The mental images are hilarious. A cute little spotty girl and a planet-eating god of evil really amuses me because I’m weird like that.
Many east Asian languages are tonal, meaning pronunciation can make a huge difference in meaning. The uniformity makes voice-input much easier.Or as P.J. O’Rourke once said, “I didn’t want to ask for ice cream because I was afraid to end up in an alley with a forbidden orange dog.”
Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear poo in the woods?