Boudreau invites game warden to go fishing. They row out into the middle of the lake and Boudreau lights the fuse on a stick of dynamite and hands it to the warden. When warden doesn’t immediately toss it in the lake Boudreau asks “you just gonna sit there or are you gonna fish?”
I recently went to get my license renewed. When I looked at the photo on the monitor I told the clerk it looked like it belonged on a wanted poster. He almost cracked a smile.
If he shortens up those braces his whities will be plenty tighty!