Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

Recent Comments

  1. 19 days ago on Crabgrass

    “He was lying. He was never switched.”

    Was he lying about the ice cream truck, too? I have a feeling that Kyle never speaks the truth, just as a matter of course. He’s just a contrarian.

  2. 19 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    When I finally came to the realization that nothing was ever “normal” to begin with and that waiting for things to get back to normal was futile, my life changed for the better.

  3. 19 days ago on Scary Gary

    It might be poliosis.

  4. 23 days ago on The Lockhorns

    So now here is me, looking online for a recipe for “Gordian Knots”. I haven’t found one yet, but I will keep looking.

  5. 25 days ago on Nest Heads

    No, sweetie. Your problem is that you’re a brat.

  6. 25 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    “We have kale, soy and seaweed”.

    Well, that’s fine for the skin treatments, but what do you have to eat in this joint???

  7. 29 days ago on Nest Heads

    That may be the smartest thing Albert has ever said.

  8. about 2 months ago on Bad Machinery

    Ah, yes. I completely missed that. Thanks.

  9. about 2 months ago on Bad Machinery

    All would-be super villains have a fatal flaw. Ben’s is that he’s too stupid to make sure the door locks behind him when he enters a secret meeting place.

  10. about 2 months ago on FoxTrot Classics

    I’d really like to know where I can get some of that to brew at home.