Recent Comments

1. 3 days ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   Bring forth the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.

   “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…

   “And the Lord spake, saying, ‘’First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’

2. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Yep, them American bones are the best, from good old American beef, with their residual hormones for growth or to produce more milk etc. Nothing says healthy like being cooped up in a feed lot for months, little to no movement or exercise, endlessly being fed a multitude of grains, mostly corn that was sprayed with atrazine.

   Our dogs get elk or moose antlers to chew on instead of beef bones. Safer with less chance of splintering.

3. 3 days ago on Bottom Liners

   By God, this is “Merica” where we are free to pay out the @$$ and even go bankrupt for second rate health care that isn’t controlled by the medical field, but by the insurance companies who are more interested in their bottom line and paying out dividends, rather than their subscribers health. But that’s the real meaning of freedom, not like them other countries where if you are sick or hurt you just go to the doctor or hospital and the treat you without having to get permission from some insurance company.

4. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Where is a red dot when you need one?

5. 3 days ago on Bliss

   In other news: a stray dog was found today down by the sea side. He was turned over to the local rescue organization for adoption.

6. 3 days ago on bacon

   Nothing to see here, Mooo-ve along, Mooo-ve along.

7. 3 days ago on Baby Blues

   Everyone is a prostitute for something in their life. For Wanda it is foot rubs.

8. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

   Well Aunty, it is easy to get a full, uninterrupted nights sleep. You have to quite waiting for the storm to pass and learn to dance in the rain.

9. 4 days ago on Bliss

   Apparently neither do you. Trolls in Scandinavian folklore are giant, monstrous beings. That looks like a Keebler elf than a Scandinavian Troll.

10. 5 days ago on Bliss

    Apparently you haven’t been keeping up with the change in tides along the southeast coast. Tides are changing more rapidly than in other parts of the us and world with unprecedented rises along the eastern gulf and south Atlantic states. As much as 7.3 inches in the last 10-14 years.